Gastronomical Races

For L,

This was plucked out of thin air while waiting at the traffic signals; great comparitive study .
Slides have been already prepared to be used at any of tiniest possible oppurtunity.

1.
The Chicken's undercooked. I suppose thats why Indians are so skinny and thin.
~ Overheard on Celebrity Big Brother Jan 07

2.‘Where I come from,' said Archie, 'a bloke likes to get to know the girl before he marries her.' ‘Where you come from it is customary to boil vegetables until they fall apart. This does not mean,' said Samad tersely, 'that it is a good idea.'

~ Extract White Teeth, Zadie Smith

Poh Tato? Poetaa toe?